Sunday, September 21, 2008
Todays Sunday's Honey is our legendary Highlander. Have you ever asked yourself what makes a man more appealing wearing layers of clothing that probably haven't been washed in a dog's age, hair that could probably contain enough grease to fry eggs in and breath that smells like the ripest sewerage in the dog days of summer. Maybe we need ask our heroine's.
Personally if it wasn't for the filth that you know is attached with the ages of long ago I would be just as week kneed and swooning as the next woman. The style of clothing I do think would be more appealing only for the fact that the longer it takes to undress him the more we want him. So, we have to assume an air of cleanliness is attached to our hero just for the sake of romance. I would find it hard put just to look at a man that is rancid let alone have sex with him.
So my question for today is, do you ever get the creepies when reading about a hero that is disguistingly dirty while some fair young maid oogles him? Put yourself in said young maids position and let us know just close you would let our stud muffiin get to you without a good soak in the nearest burn.