Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Stolen Magic by Esri Rose
Hi! I’m Esri Rose, and my second book about Elves in Boulder, Colorado comes out today! I’ll put a blurb and excerpt for Stolen Magic below, and one commenter will win a free copy and some bookmarks. But before we do that, I want to mention my ElvesInBoulder Giveaway, which (coincidentally) also starts today.
When I wrote Stolen Magic, all kinds of my favorite businesses popped up in it. The places I hang out turned out to be where my Elves hung out. So I went around to these places (and some others) and asked if they wanted to be promoted on my website, along with my book. It didn’t hurt that I’m also running ads on the sides of Boulder/Denver buses. Bunches of these generous folks said “yes” and gave me a ton of rather outstanding stuff. Starting today, you can go to ElvesInBoulder.com and enter to win two big prizes. One can be mailed (artwork, jewelry, body care), and the other is all stuff in Boulder, but because it includes three nights at the Boulder Outlook Hotel (that’s where all the cool Elves stay), plus restaurant meals, theater tix and a gift certificate to my favorite boutique, you might consider it a cheap vacation. All you have to do is get here.
You might also want to sign up for my newsletter, because there might be more ways to enter over the course of the two months, and you can increase your odds of winning if you know what they are. Don’t worry about getting bunches of email from me. I’m too swamped to have time for that. It’s just the essentials.
On to the reads!
Stolen Magic, by Esri Rose
“I enjoyed Stolen Magic so much, I devoured it in one night!”
— Kerrelyn Sparks, NYT Bestselling author
In a world where humans are displacing elves in alarming numbers, Adlia spends her days working at elf headquarters. But with no artistic talent of her own, and orphaned too young to have known her parents, Adlia is an outsider even among her own elven kind. Only Mark, her human photography instructor, sees that beneath her sarcastic humor lies a vulnerable soul – and a desirable young woman.
But while relationships with humans are pleasurable, they’re also complicated, as Adlia is about to discover. For somewhere between her mind-blowing first human kiss and falling in love, a mysterious memory loss strikes the elf population. Adlia must save her people and herself before she forgets everything. If she succeeds, she may solve an important piece of her personal puzzle and find that Mark fits perfectly.
When it comes to elves versus humans, the deck is stacked against us — us being elves. Yes, being an elf means always having the last word. A shot of elven hypnotism, or glamour, and a human thinks what you want him to think. This ability keeps us hidden among the enemy, but it only works in person. Glamour hasn’t stopped humans from slowly driving us toward extinction. Elves need wilderness. Humans consume wilderness like breakfast cereal. In the end, it all comes down to real estate.
The few humans who know about elves often say we’re not doing ourselves any favors by staying hidden. How can we help you if we don’t know you’re there? Let us know, and we’ll share. Yeah, because that worked so well for the Native Americans, and the Australian aborigines, and the Picts. Who are the Picts, you ask? Exactly. Who are the Picts? You never hear about them anymore.
Humans as a group are trouble, but humans as individuals can be very… attractive. For one thing, humans generate positive life energy when having sex - and elves live on life energy. Yes, humans are often ignorant, destructive, and careless, but they’re just as often clever, generous and loving. Humans are like the cousins you’re not supposed to hang out with - the distant and disdained branch of the family tree, with the cool toys, bad habits and a twinkle in their eyes.
Take Mark Speranzi, my photography teacher. He definitely has a twinkle in his eye, and all too often it seems to be directed at me. Since I learned most of what I needed to know during the first two classes, I’d taken to drawing Mark in the margins of my notebook.
I shaded the dark circle of his eye, leaving a white glint in the pupil, then studied the result. His shaggy hair and narrow, intelligent face were just right, but there was something wrong about the mouth. It was too smiley — or maybe not smiley enough.
“Is that a drawing of me?”
I looked up to see Mark himself standing next to my chair. At the moment, his mouth was very smiley.
“It is me, isn’t it? I should get a haircut.”
Around the classroom, other members of the class craned their necks to see what our teacher was talking about. I made a quick adjustment to Mark’s thoughts so he forgot the sketch, then turned my notebook’s page to hide the drawing.
His brow furrowed. “I’m sorry… Did you have a question, Adlia?”
“No, I’m fine.” I picked up the digital camera in front of me. “Adjust for fluorescent or halogen lighting. Got it.”
He nodded and resumed his lecture on the color effects of different light, walking as he talked.
Even though no one had seen the drawing but Mark, I sat in a pool of my own embarrassment during the rest of class, wondering yet again why elves associated with humans when it was so exhausting.
The disadvantage of sitting in the back of the room is that you can’t make a run for it when class ends. As we packed up our notes and gear, the woman seated next to me said, “Can I ask where you get your hair done? That red-gold color is so pretty, especially with the curls.”
“I don’t get it done anywhere. It’s just my hair.” I didn’t know what else to say, so I picked up my camera. “Excuse me. I need to put this away.”
She pursed her mouth. “Sorry to keep you.”
I didn’t mean to be rude. It was just that my social skills weren’t the greatest. To avoid further conversation, I took a long time organizing my messenger bag as people moseyed toward the door, chatting like sparrows. When the room cleared, I walked quickly toward the exit, head ducked and both arms around my bag as I passed Mark’s desk.
I paused at the door, halfway out. “Uh huh?”
He leaned over his folded arms to see me as I edged even farther out the door. The faded denim shirt he wore hung from his broad shoulders and showed a V of olive skin at his neck. “Adlia, is everything okay? You seem a little subdued today, as opposed to your normal, talkative self.”
“Haha. I’m impressed you managed to say that with a straight face.” Were there shades to my subduedness? If so, did everyone notice them, or just Mark? “I’m fine.” I cleared my throat. “Thanks.”
He grinned, the corners of his mouth curling. “Okay, then. Let me know if you have any problems in class. Oh, and that picture you took of the tree roots going into the creek?” He gave an emphatic nod. “Really nice.”
I couldn’t meet his eyes anymore. The twinkle was in full effect, making me wonder if he were making fun of me. “Thanks,” I muttered again, then made a sharp turn around the doorframe, snagging my T-shirt on the door’s hardware as I escaped into the hall. Elves… we’re so frickin’ graceful.
Outside the Colorado Photo Center, August heat radiated off the sidewalk, even though it was evening. Hipsters sat at café tables outside trendy restaurants, looking down their noses at out-of-town parents bonding with their kids before college started.
Soon the parents would go back to California and Texas, leaving their young’uns to get tattoos and learn how to smoke dope. But I only thought that because I was jealous of their family happiness. Some of them probably wouldn’t get tattoos.
Esri Rose writes Elven paranormal romantic-suspense with a dash of humor. The first book in her Elves in Boulder books is Bound to Love Her, released in May 2008. Esri lives in Boulder, Colorado with her husband and her cat, only one of whom has pointy ears. Visit her main site/blog at ElvesAmongUs.com, and her Giveaway site at ElvesInBoulder.com.